He gets pretty deep at the end there.

RUSSIA YOU F——ING N——ER WHY DON'T YOU F——ING DIE

"Zoo officials then called in the city of Calgary to make sure the lost serpents couldn't slither their way into the sewer system, and were assured that the pair would be killed if they made it to the pumping station that connects the building's pipes to the outside."

I guess that pumping station snake shredder wasn't such a bad idea after all

"i think it's important to keep an eye on the earth and do our part. that's why i mow lawns for extra cash. push mowers are THE REAL."

"welcome to my page, this is vaughn. kick your shoes off and stay awhile. jk. i'm at greendale because it is a pretty chill place. andy and greg go here, maggie is here."